imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

(Source: tangledwithdisney)

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

lalibertarienne:

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

OMG, there are some gems in there

Why am I reading Teen Titans fanfiction instead of sleeping again? This has got to stop.

djlegz:

bikerwalla:

pale-guy:

Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.

This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.

Indeed.

ulrichstern:

hyunjin-joo:

yakfrost:

disneyisforall:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

for3ver-curious:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*

I’m the same height as Rapunzel ^.^

I’m the same height as RAPUNZEL AND MERIDA!!!! WOWOWOWO

So I am as tall as Ariel, Giselle, and Quasi…

same height as Mulan, Merida and Rapunzel. this is probably the greatest accomplishment in my life

Same!

Oh my god I’m Peter Pan’s height…. lkajshdlfkdjshfl Can I cosplay him now? It’d be height accurate! 8D

(Source: grodansnagel)

drunktrophywife:

you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

Sometimes random conversations about the possibility of a zombie apocalypse and how we can prepare for it are the bestest conversations to make you feel better..